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BLOKA's blog: "~*The Idiots Guide To Sex*~"

created on 03/27/2010  |  http://fubar.com/the-idiots-guide-to-sex/b330797  |  1 followers

"THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO SEX"

1: Eating Mexican Food is not the cause of gonorrhoea.. 2: There is no need for dice in role playing... 3: Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway... 4: If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start... 5: If she says she's into "bondage," don't show her your financial portfolio... 6: You can lie down during a one night stand... 7: When a girl talks about waiting for the "right time," she's not referring to a commercial bank... 8: Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking... 9: Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.. 10: Sex is like The Club-Accept no substitutes...
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