lilpainpixie's blog: "THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN"

Men do u want me!!! Don't even think about it if..... You are or have ever been married You have never finished at least high school You are younger then 25 You weigh less then 165 Your height is not near 6'0 if you have slept with more 50 women You are not romantic You have bad breath You have a psycho ex-girlfriend You are just looking for a booty call You Have to have a drink first thing in the morning You live with your parents You are not spontaneous You are not talented in any way You don't look hot naked You are on the rebound .You can't sweep me off my feet You are no fun you do drugs you can't call me every day to say hello your not good in communicating You must like threesomes or willing to swing, and play in bdsm you don't like to surprise women with cute little romatic stuff or little gifts you are not a great kisser you don't like my hair color...i will go back as a brunette when im ready. you don't believe in unconditional love! remember I have a master and he is my soul mate,nothing serious can come from wanting me!!!

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain with a glorious and all-conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes like Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and at least 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by a dick