So check it! I went out to the titty bar, thinking I was only gonna bring a 6 pack drink it, tip a few ladies, and enjoy myself there. Low and behold who did I find at the club. This lil lady I had eyeballed a few times coming into the club at The Stairs. Man! Saw she was dancing there, an my face lit up! We chatted a bit and what not! Tipped her and the other ladies I usually tip at the bar. Before I knew I found myself thinking I wanted a VIP. I was conflicted, I was short on cash but she was looking BAM BAM BAD ASS! So after like 30 minutes of fighting with myself internally I broke down. I asked her if she wanted to go back in VIP and she just looked at me and smiled and said, "Only if you want too I won't make you!" Welp that did it for me, I went back there, ole girl FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED me up! I was in awe, she did this trick until right now I can't even still figure out how she did it. Man that girl has got skills skills skills! Anyways what was suppose to be 15 at the door, my 7 dollar 6 pack, and maybe 20 bucks in tips turned into a 75 dollar night. Man, Paris got me alll twisted tonight! Come to find out ole girls loves Mesicans and dispises white boys! She's Uber Bad Ass in my book! I sat and laffed for the rest of the night I was there. B/c she had alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the white boys fucked up! I was always the first to tip and the white boys would come. I sat and laffed as one by one all the white boys went to the stage ad tipped her one by one! Tonight was Fan-FUCKING-tastic!!!!!!!!!
Money well spent! I'm definately going back on payday! I'm coming back for more punishment!!
Your Lord and Master,
Ghost AKA: The Tipping Mesican!
