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| | The Day Penis ask for a raise |
| created @ 09/16/2009 05:47 pm |
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The day Penis ask for a Raise
I the Penis,Hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physacal labor
I work at great depths
I plunge hea first into everything I do
I do not get weekends or public holidays off
I work in damp enviroments
I work in a dark work place that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperutares
My exposes me to contagious dieases
Sincerely
P.Niss
The Response:
Dear Penis
After assessing your request and considering the arguements you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your designated area and often seen visiting other locations
You do not take iniiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You will retire well before you are 65
You are unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task
And if that were not all,you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely
V.Gina |
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