SPC Reverend Bakie's blog: "The Writing Vault"

“I would also like two orders of fries,” said Skip Bronson, a man who declares he is a relative to a famous director and never will deny it.  Skip, along with his fiancee Missy Burberry, a girl whom her body size equals to her enormous attitude.  “I want extra sauce Skip,” asked Missy in her usual whining voice.  “NO, it costs 20 cents extra for each packet, are you going to pay for it?” answered Skip in a voice as if he lost all his Magic cards in a dare.  “I want extra sauce!  I want extra sauce!” replied Missy jumping up and down.  “Shut the fuck up, Missy,” answered Skip.  Then, in a quick grasp of a sentence, Skip said, “That’ll be all” to the microphone of the drive-thru menu.  The clerk on the other end repeated the whole order to Skip and then he gave the reply, “It’s right”.  Then the total came up and Skip drove to the window without a thank you. 
    Skip and Missy have been together for over two years now.  The couple lived with friends until they would get kicked for being rude, disrespectful, and being lowlifes due to not giving any kind of money for rent.  They finally settled in with their new friend, Kay Burbank.  Kay is a widowed wife with two children, Lorie and Derek.  Her husband, Darin, died from cancer a few years back, leaving the house and money from his job, being he was in the union.  But Kay’s mental issues have not been the same since, being that she took up smoking and began to hang out with horrible people.   Kay’s children also began to suffer as well.  Lorie would begin to feel unappreciated toward her mother that she began to do stupid acts of sorrow to get attention from others.  As for Derek, he began to shield himself from many people and lash out without any reason.
    Skip made it to the window, paid his order to the drive-thru clerk, and gave him his drinks.  “Where are the straws?” Missy asked.  “The lady is going to put them in the bag,” Skip answered angrily.  The drive-thru clerk have back with their order and gave it to Skip and then told him “Have a Nice Day”.  Skip just nodded without saying a word and drove off loudly leaving a cloud of smoke from the exhaust of his at the window.  As Missy was reaching in the bag for the straws and noticed there were no napkins, she immediately told Skip, “Go back to the restaurant, they forgot to give us napkins.”  “NO, I’m not turning around.  There’s paper towels at Kay’s house,” Skip replied in another angry tone.  So Missy just grumbled and pouted in the seat as they returned to Kay’s home. 
    That was the routine on riding in Skip’s car; passengers,  unless they’re more than three, have to ride in the backseat.  Skip becomes paranoid when someone is in the front seat of his car, being that something bad happened to him years ago.  An old friend of his, while on PCP, pulled a gun on him while he was driving.  His friend had the gun on him until they got to the place where they were heading.  Skip didn’t know why he pulled the gun on him, but its haunts him to this very day.  As a result, passengers remain in the backseat where he can see them.  Skip also had other rules in his car; remains control of the radio and he goes to wherever he wants first before anyone else, no matter of an emergency or not. 
    When going back to Kay’s house, Missy asked Skip about stopping at a clothing store she liked.  Skip replied, “NO”, with one gripe from his mouth.  Kay sat in the backseat, whining as usual and trying to see if Skip would change his mind.  Skip, while trying to ignore the constant blabbering noise out of Missy’s mouth, finally blurted a loud reply, “Stop your bitching, you bitch!”  Missy, mad as she can possibly be, lets out a quick but long sigh and sits back in her seat. 
    The drive back to Kay’s house seemed drudged with careful look on whether Skip or Missy will break the silence first.  But then, Missy started on talking about going shopping later on.  Skip said, “No, you’re not going to waste anymore money this week, we need it for food until the next week!”  Missy then began to pout without any word for the rest of the ride back to Kay’s home.
    They got back to Kay’s home, and then was greeted by a blast of noise from the children that was Lorie and Derek.  Missy for some time has never gotten along with the children of the house.  The reason what mainly Missy being as stupid as she is.  Some of the things Missy would always do is get into pointless fights with the children, especially with Lorie.  One time, Missy was in a shitty mood after another argument with Skip, so she began to take her anger out on Lorie by pushing her off the computer and just going about her business as though she has done nothing wrong.  There was a lot of fighting when that happened, and it almost resulted in Skip and Missy getting kicked out of the house.  However, this was just only one of the situations that happened in that household.  There were plenty of crazy that came to be, and many that were as pointless as the relationship that Skip and Missy had. 
    The relationship that Skip had were always quite an interesting thing for his friends to talk about.  His taste for women have always been something people would think is gross.  Skip always had to have a girl that was overweight, especially when they were bigger than him.  That would be Skip at his mostly frisky is when he would be dating a girl bigger than him.  One time at Kay’s house, some of the their friends spent the night and all of a sudden they began to hear slapping noises in the dark.  It wouldn’t be until later that night when people realized that Skip and Missy were having sex in another part of the living room.  When Kay heard about what had happened she flipped out and went off on both of them.  But for some reason, Missy thought there wasn’t any done wrong, even though there were children sleeping in the next room that heard the noises coming about from the living room.  There was a meeting with everyone that hung out at Kay’s house about how the house turning into a complete wreck and everyone disrespecting the rules Kay had made prior to the beginning of people coming over.  Mainly, what the meeting turned out was a complete drama filled nightmare that resulted in Missy just getting mad at everyone and her and Skip left for the night.  However, for some reason when they both left, everyone was very happy and everyone could have a decent conversation with one another without having any kind of stupid comments being said.  Unfortunately, they both returned the next day and the night of peace was over. 
    Skip and Missy then went into the kitchen after Lorie began to yell at Missy for drinking all the soda that was in the house without telling anyone it was gone.  As always, Missy blew off the blame, thinking as though she did nothing wrong as usual.  They both got into the kitchen, there they saw two of their friends sitting in there in a middle of a conversation.   It was Danny Farrell and Aaron Scaric, two of the many people that come to Kay’s home to hang out at.  While they were in the middle of a conversation, Missy just plopped her food onto the table, spilling some of the drinks her and Skip got from the restraint.  Skip said after some of the soda spilled onto the table, ”Damnit Missy! Can’t you be a little bit messier?”  “Shut up, Skip.  I’m going to wipe it up,” Missy said in return.  As Skip and Missy started taking out the food they got from the restaurant, Danny and Aaron continued on with what they were talking about.  “So, once I get a couple together we can start our D&D game,” Aaron said to Danny.  Then Missy cut into the conversation, “I don’t want to be talking about D&D when I’m eating, OK? So just stop for a little bit after I’m done.”  So then Danny changed the subject with Aaron and Missy continued on eating.  Then, as she was eating, she saw that Skip had six chicken nuggets in his five piece nugget.  She then asked, “Skip, can I have your extra chicken nugget, being that you have an extra one?”  Skip said, “No, I got lucky getting an extra chicken nugget so I’m eating it.”  Then, in a fist of rage, Missy threw some of her food off the table and stomped out of the kitchen into the living room where Skip followed her and began a hour long fight over all the stuff that happened the past week.  It was an amusing sight for everyone in the house, especially for Danny and Aaron.  So, as the result of the fighting going on and on for an hour, both Danny and Aaron solved the problem by cutting the chicken nugget in half and each one taking a piece along with eating whatever wasn’t thrown on the floor. 
    Afterward, with a small meal eaten between them, Danny and Aaron left Kay’s house for the night.  While they left, they saw Skip and Missy yelling at each in their car, almost causing a disturbance in the neighborhood being how loud they were.  Just before saying goodbye to each other, Aaron commented to Danny, “I think we need to find a new place to hang out at.  I don’t know if I can take the fighting anymore.”  Danny replied, “I know what you mean.  But at least look on the bright side, we got a free meal out of it tonight!”