The Birds and the Bees: A father asks his 10 year old if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know!! The son says bursting into tears, promise you won't tell me. Confused the father asked what's wrong? Oh Dad, the boy says, when I got six you gave me there's no Santa speech, at 7 I got there's no Easter bunny speech, when I was 8 you hit me with there's no Tooth faity speech, If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for!!