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Ok so there I was comfortably sleepping in my Mommys womb, or so I am told lol. when suddenly shit got real & I started sliding down this hole messy prosses PISSED me off alot. I wound up been squished through a tunnel that was not realy big enough & didn't seem like it was ment for a young lady of my size but i was not strong enough to stop it. though I tryed for "An excrusiating 13 hours" to quote my mommy lol. When I poped out the air was incredibaly fresh & new sum ASSHOLE slapped my bottom (sumthing I later learned I would have to endure a lot of in my life) this made me evan mader I evan cryed they say. This did not last long as I was soon handed to my mother she looked so tired and wore out infact she actually fell asleep holding me its true I have seen the video. My Daddy reached down and picked me up and put me into his arms (a place I would spend a lot of time in the cumming mounths), He smiled and said & I quote " Hello I am the screw up that will be incharge of your desision making for the next 18- 20 years" I remember thinking (oh great a screw up all I wanted was a dad.) He then did sumthing which I would later learn was his biggest mistake & @ the same time his greates gift to me. He nelt down infront of a young boy who was older by a few years, and had the biggest shit eating grin on his face & said "this is Captian DRAGON, I hope you & he become as good of freinds in time as me & his father are now." The lil boy just smiled evan more when he introduced me to him as S~E~X~Y, @ this my daddy stood up smiled @ me then looked @ the lil boy & said "now now keep it in your trainning shorts."
For a long while after that momment my mind was racing digesting all that had happened & this new world I had suddenly been exposed 2 but most of all my mind kept going back to the boy truthfuly the first one I had ever seen & to be honest if that was it I wasn't so impressed by them. Yet strangly I couldn't get him out of my head. so many questions why was he evan there what was his purpose who was he realy & was he a good kisser lmao. (thats another story for further down the road). I spent the remainder of the day layin about with 3 other young babys in a fuckin glass bubble I saw a bunch of crazy ppl cum to the bubble window & point @ me sum laughed sum smiled others cryed. I t was all realy boaring if U ask me eventually I got so board I nodded off I did that alot in the next few days I had to stay there. Sumone later told me I had to stay axtra long because I was a week early and slightly under wheight. I saw a lot of the boy during this time to he always seemed 2 be there, I quickly learned that as goofy lookin as he was he seemed to be a powerful person sumone was always holding or carring him he never walked.
(I will end this blog there & pick it up soon with my first trip home so keep an eye out for it.) {sum of the names in this story have been changed to protect the Identity of the persons portrade}
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