A MAN IN PHOENIX CALLS HIS SON IN NEW YORK THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING AND SAYS" I HATE TO RUIN UR DAY, BUT I HAVT TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE DIVORCING: 45 YRS. OF MISERY IS ENOUGH.
" POP, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" THE SON SCREAMS. WE CAN'T STAND THE SITE OF EACH OTHER ANY LONGER" THE FATHER SAYS. WERE SICK OF EACH OTHER, AND I'M SICK OF TALKING ABOUT THIS, SO CALL YOUR SISTER IN CHICAGO AND TELL HER."
FRANTIC, THE SON CALLS HIS SISTER, WHO EXPLODES ON THE PHONE. LIKE HECK THEY'RE GETTING DIVORCED" SHE SHOUTS " I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS".
SHE CALLS PHOENIX IMMEDIATELY, AND SCREAMS AT HER FATHER. " YOU ARE NOT GETTING DIVORCED. DON'T DO A SINGLE THING TILL I GET THERE. I'M CALLING MY BROTHER BACK AND WE WILL BOTH BE THERE TOMORROW. UNTIL THE DON'T DO A THING. DO YOU HEAR ME NOT A THING, AND HANGS UP THE PHONE.
THE OLD MAN HANGS UP THE PHONE AND TURNS TO HIS WIFE. "OK HE SAYS, THEY'RE COMING FOR THANKSGIVING AND PAYING FOR THEIR OWN WAY"
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THIS GOES OUT TO ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
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