Woo's blog: "Steph's Musings...."

One of my favorite pasttimes is reading textsfromlastnight.com....here are a few of my recent faves...

Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments

 She even gives head with a lisp.

She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?

four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.

if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.

These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.

He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.

I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.

His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.