If you see your teenager typing "MOS" in a Windows Live chat when you're in the room and have no idea what it means -- "mom over shoulder," by the way -- then read on and/or print out this list to keep up with your kid's lingo...
But a word of warning: you might not want to know your kids are talking about this stuff (mine are still too young, so I have some time before I pull my hair out). Some of these I've heard while others seem, odd, but kudos to NetLingo for compiling and publishing this.
Also, if you use IM programs or send text messages (SMS) on your phone, what's your favourite shorthand phrases?
OK, here we go:
8 - it refers to oral sex
143 - it means I love you
182 - it means I hate you
459 - it also means I love you
1174 - it means nude club
420 - it refers to marijuana
ADR or addy - Address
ASL - Age/Sex/Location
banana - it means penis
CD9 - it means Code 9 = parents are around
DUM - Do You Masturbate?
DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
FB - F*** Buddy
FOL - Fond Of Leather
GNOC - Get Naked On Cam (webcam)
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
IAYM - I Am Your Master
IF/IB - In the Front or In the Back
IIT - Is It Tight?
ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
J/O - J**king Off
KFY - Kiss For You
kitty - it means vagina
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
MOOS - Member(s) Of the Opposite Sex
MOSS or MOTSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MorF - Male or Female
MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
NIFOC - Nude In Front Of Computer
NMU - Not Much, You?
P911 - Parent Alert
PAL - Parents Are Listening
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PIR - Parent In Room
POS - Parent Over Shoulder
PRON - Porn
RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
RUH - Are You Horny?
S2R - Send To Recieve (pictures)
SorG - Straight or Gay
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
WYCM - Will You Call Me?
