[001.] When U eat a sandwich, do you eat the crust first and then the center?
CRUST AND CENTER SAME TIME, THREE BITES, SAMMICH GONE.
[002.] Do U cross your right leg over your left? or left over right?
LEGS TO BIG TO CROSS.
[003.] When U get excited, do U need to pull on someone's hair or punch their leg?
PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!
[004.] What do U smell like?
IRISH SPRINGS, AND AWESOME.
[005.] What's the 1st thing U do on the computer once it's been started?
CHECK TO SEE IF ANYONE IN MY FAMILY HAS FUCKED WITH IT.
[006.] Do U brush yur teeth with cold or hot water?
WHICH EVER COMES ON FIRST.
[007.] What R U thinking about?
WHAT FREDDIE MERCURY, A GAY MAN, WROTE THE SONG FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS...
[008.] If U had a gun in the car, would U use that to scare people so they'll let U cut them off?
NO NEED FOR A GUN TO BE SCARY.
[009.] What do U think about the show "I Love New York?"
THEY MADE A SHOW OUT OF A CRAPPY NEW YORK T-SHIRT?
[010.] Do U kno how to do the Dutty Wine?
NO, BUT I CAN DO THE MASHED POTATO AND THE CROCODILE ROCK...
[011.] Do U talk about sex to your parents?
NEVER.
[012.] Do U have a friend who, sometimes U wonder if they have tourettes, cuz they shout out stuff out of no where?
NOPE, THINK THAT ABOUT MYSELF AT TIMES.
[013.] Do U prefer egg whites? Or with the yolk?
WHOLE EGG.
[014.] Do U open your curtains everyday?
WHAT ARE THESE FANCY CURTAINS YOU SPEAK OF?
[015.] Say something only U and a person U'd think would read this would know:
COTTAGE CHEESE AND CURDLED MILK.
[016.] Do U kno someone who came from Turkey?
CAME FROM TURKEY, THAT'S DISGUSTING IN FAR TO MANY WAYS....
[017.] Do U stack your papers and files according to size?
I DON'T ORGANIZE WELL.
[018.] What form of contraception are U using?
SELF GRATIFICATION.
[019.] Have U seen someone bust their ass in the past week?
WATCH MY SISTER MIRACLE KNOCK HERSELF OUT RUNNING INTO A WALL. I LAUGHED ALOT.
[020.] What sound do U hate the most?
SILENCE.
[021.] Have U ever seen an elephant take a piss?
YEAH, DAMN ANIMAL PLANET.
[022.] Do U pick your boogers in front of anybody with no problem?
NAH.
[023.] Are U happy with what features God gave U?
WHEN I WAS BORN THE DOCTORS THOUGHT I WAS A CHICK, UNTIL THEY REALIZED I ONLY HAD ONE LEG....LOL.
[025.] Do U know what a "country granola guy" is?
A REDNECK THAT ASS RAPES HIPPIES?
[026.] Do U know what a "blitz" is?
BLITZ KRIEG BOP.
[027.] Is it ok for a guy to get his eyebrows waxed?
NO.
[028.] What are yur bad habits?
TO INTENSE, AND DON'T SHUT UP ENOUGH.
