Bow to me, your immortal emperor TBarb! For I am the master of wills, the indominable, infectious internet meme manifest in my destiny to pwn your internet!

Seriously, I'm that much better than virtually everyone on the Internet. For some reason, when people use the Internet, they just become retarded. Someone could have a perfect grasp of the English language, but after logging on will suddenly forget how to form a grammatically correct sentence, mispelling words on purpose and supplanting numbers for letters. Baffling!

Conversely, you could take an ardent gender feminist, sign her up with an ISP and she'll refer to herself as hawtty_babygrrrrrl_angel6969. Decent human beings that have lived their lives normally will suddenly degenerate into maladjusted freaks with fetishes for dressing up as animals, having sex with children or eating their own shit! People who have grown up with the right amount of sense will believe that 9/11 was an inside job, doctors made AIDS up and that drinking your own urine has a viable medical benefit.

For years, I thought it was just silly, crazy shit... until I went to university! A word to the wise, just because a university is a place of higher learning doesn't mean that higher thinking is included in your GPA. Some of the dumbest people I have ever met attended the local university. I have been strawmanned so often be zealous idiots because I don't believe that economic growth can bring fortuitous results for more or pretending to be racially colourblind makes the world better.

Goddamnit, I just don't care anymore! So, I'll take to having my fun at your expense for the costs you have incurred against me. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!