Hi there! I am not Homer Simpson, I just like cartoons. I live in Bolivia. I'm straight, and I have a girlfriend who can attest to that. I like beer and TV and sex and beer and all sorts of foods and beer. I have a PS-2, but some people still say I have no game. I'm not impressed by tattoos, but some of my friends have them. All sports other than soccer are boring. I like music a lot, especially Santana, Rush, and Jimi Hendrix. Oh, I should put this stuff into my interest section instead? okay. Wait...you aren't typing everything I say, are you? Stop that. Stop that! STOP THAT!!