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Grey's blog: "Humor"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/humor/b9983

Taking a lady to bed....

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78? ----------------------------------------------------- At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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