59 Year Old
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Female
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From Leonardtown, MD·
Joined on August 22, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 18th
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I have a crush on someone!
59 Year Old
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Female
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From Leonardtown, MD·
Joined on August 22, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 18th
·2 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
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I am a fun loving, laid back person....Love Nascar, NHRA, and Harley Davidson's....basically, anything that goes fast and causes a vibration......
59 Year Old
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Female
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From Leonardtown, MD·
Joined on August 22, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 18th
·2 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Kirkland Nutra Nuggets dog chow for my loyal pet, Brista, and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have littl e to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.. Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day.
