I enjoy the humor Life is to damn short to be so damn serious about everything .
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This is my kind of humor,
Drunk Bitches
Everyone is better looking when ur fucked up.
Ever notice how attractive a motherfucker becomes.
Baldheaded men especially
Drunk bitches love baldheaded men,
Only because they are thinking i to need use that motherfuckers head as a slip and slide.
If that bastard had meet me sooner he might still have hair.

Hell when your fucked up even a senior citizen can be sexy.
If that motherfucker smiles @ you and his teeth fall out U rush right home with that
motherfucker.

The worse part of being fucked up is when ur vision becomes impaired.
When you look at his three inch cock and that motherfucker looks like its twelve.

Then you wake up the next morning no worse for wear.
you realize that wasnt his dick you were looking at it was his finger.
well you know then you just drank to fucking much.

Not that I would know this shit lmmfao
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Bad Habits
I really need to kick these fucking addictions
I gave up smoking and started drinking,
Then the drinking brought back the urge to smoke .
I gave up cybersex just to over indulge in porn.
I went as far to give up men for my Battery operated boyfriend
just to wipe out my savings account buying batterys.
So in conclusion
Im now a drunk ass porn addicted biatch with Emphysema of the asshole hanging out with a broke
dick motherfucker.