thatvoodoochick's blog: "Mindless Ramblings Of Me"

You never know what you're going to encounter on public transportation. Tonight I had a real treat. Walk onto the train to some guy bouncing his dick at me. For my further enjoyment, he sat across from me jerkin' his shit. Wow. I know you're all jealous. Try to hold yourselves back.

My response to such attention?

I glanced over at him with an arched eyebrow then down to his little friend then back up to his face. I told him his technique needed work because I wasn't impressed.