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This one irritates the snot out of me!! In this day and age giving your number out to every tom dick and hairy is like slipping a key under your mat and inviting them into your home. I am going to be damn sure i trust you before i give you my flipping number. I dont care if texting is "easier" for you. I dont give a shit that your shoutbox get crowded. If you truely want to get to know some one and they say no, dont hound them for it. I give out information on my own damn time you fuckers!!
Nothing says hey, i wanna show you my c%$K like these questions. Why do some guys throw these into the shoutbox as an opening line? Damn dude put some effort into it! I dont care if you have free willy in your pants. I do realize some people prefer other venues of chat due to the arrangment of the shoutbox. The people that bring it up after atleast chatting for a while are chill in my book.
This question is my number one iritent. I just want to ask what,other then how my profile picture looks, do you know about me? I also want to respond with, Oh sure people who look good cant be single!! Gasp! the world will end!! Also, if this is our first conversation and you say within the first 15 seconds that you would date me; this concerns me. Please refer back to the what else do you know comment.
I have school, work, and three kids. These are the reasons i'm not out hitting the town. Please for the love of all that is holy, think before you ask.
