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Bored and getting up early but don't really want to sleep yet.
Off to hopefully get help rehousing myself in the morning, as I now have to leave where I am before this coming sunday. Trying to think positive but it's not always easy.
It's kind of my fault in a way. As much as I don't generally like the two people I've been living with, I'd gotten a bit comfartable and neglected trying to maybe get this sorted out sooner. Though who knows, maybe the urgency will now work in my favour.
And living around these guys, I have to wonder if most families gossip about each other as they do. These two are always bitching about his twin sister and vice versa. I'm a little guilty too, but living with them can be a serious chore sometimes.
Eh, enough from me. Nothing else to really say anyway I suppose.
Ok, is it just me or is it a bit weird for some random bloke to send me the sweet piece of ass drink once or twice every day?
Never any messages, or friend request, or any of that *normal crap.
I find myself in a bit of a jam and needing some help. If you would be so obliged in at least reading this I would be thankful.
I am trying to get work as a security guard, but they require a comprehensive 5 year history for background check purposes.
Here's where my problem arises. Due to my prolonged stay in the good ole US of A there is a big gap in my history that they will not check for me. As such, I need to somehow provide this for them.
I emailed the US embassy and they gave me two options:
Either go through some rigmarole with the FBI involving fingerprints, money and a great deal of waiting
or
Contact the local police where I last resided and get a criminal check done by them and get a document of their findings.
So either way, I have problems. The FBI is pretty much a no go, and being back in the UK I won't be phoning Bradenton police any time soon.
Wherein lies my need for advice and any help you kind people that put up with me may be able to give.
Not entirely sure how to make this not sound wrong so...
I kinda find myself touching myself a lot lately at night (yeah yeah yeah, like I said)
What I mean is though, other areas. Like my hips, I can actually feel the bones now. And my collar bones, I find myself kind of hooking my fingers in to them. I can't really seem to help it.
I kinda have a feeling why I'm subconsciously doing it, but it still feels really strange when I realise I'm doing it.
So, this job I applied for, they seem to be desperate to get as many employees as possible. They actually gave everyone the answers to the BASIC literacy and numeracy tests so that no one would fail.
Thing is, I see this backfiring. A few people there were so slow filling in the forms WITH the answers provided, that I'd be very surprised if they manage to even pass the courses the company has enrolled us for.
Plus some of the people turning up were so unproffesional. I was one of two people in a shirt and tie. People were turning up in all types of raggedy looking shit and jeans around their ankles. No wonder they can't find a job.
Ok, so I'm having to live with my friends brother and his pregnant girlfriend at the moment. Don't want to, just have to right now.
Anyway, to the point. Can I kill her, pretty please? I've never in my life met such a waste of breath. Everytime she opens her mouth I want to punch her in the face repeatedly.
In case you think I'm being unreasonable, let me explain a little as to why, and as best I can. He's 21, she's 19, they're both lazy bastards. Go for weeks at a time not washing up, or cleaning anything, or takeing out trash. They leave dirty dishes with food left on them all over the floor, there are cups and glasses literally everywhere. Cat litter tray hasn't been emptied for at least a month.
Neither works, he's too lazy to look, she used pregnancy as an excuse not to 'cause she just doesn't want to. She talks at him, never too him, she screams at him from about an inch away like he wouldn't be able to hear her somehow, constantly complaining about something or ordering him to do something for her. And I'm pretty sure they only bathe every few weeks.
I really do just want to throw her out the window (we're 21 stories high)
This place finally seems to be completely losing the plot. Okay, facebook is popular. Okay, they've been trying to "discreetly" incorporate fb in to this place but this takes the cake I do believe. If it weren't for the few people here not on fb I wouldn't even bother with this place.
On a different note, I'm still here in the US. Recently got a place with Theresa. Jobs have been hard to come by though so hopefully the landlady doesn't throw us out like she wants to. I can't really officially work yet so that hasn't helped us.
Theresa now has a couple of jobs she should be able to keep now though so it's all on her convincing the landlady to let us stay, she seems reasonable enough so hopefully.
Anyways, that'll do for tonight, just thought it was about time I updated things on here, if anyone even reads it...
Was so close but pummelling some little punk in to the gravel today, I mean || this close.
Was out playing football, these guys join in sometimes even though we hate them. They're these 15, 16 year old gangsta wannabes with their jeans around their kneecaps, the lingo and such like.
Anyways, to the point, the little shit came in and nearly fly-kicked me in the head when he shouldn't have been in the goal area to start with (as per the rules we play).
Needless to say I swore at the little knob and he tried his little tough guy routine with all his friends around. I was struggling to stop myself grabbing his throat and just squeezing.
I hate kids.
Anyone have any personal experiences flying with united airlines?
Want info, good or bad.
