Was so close but pummelling some little punk in to the gravel today, I mean || this close.
Was out playing football, these guys join in sometimes even though we hate them. They're these 15, 16 year old gangsta wannabes with their jeans around their kneecaps, the lingo and such like.
Anyways, to the point, the little shit came in and nearly fly-kicked me in the head when he shouldn't have been in the goal area to start with (as per the rules we play).
Needless to say I swore at the little knob and he tried his little tough guy routine with all his friends around. I was struggling to stop myself grabbing his throat and just squeezing.
I hate kids.