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Sing it to the tune of "i will survive" > > >Sing It Girls > >At first I was afraid, I was petrified. >When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! >But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, >That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... >But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and >you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it >was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known >there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! > >Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door, >Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! >Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't >you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! >[Chorus] > >I will survive! I will survive! >Cuz as long as I have batteries, >My sex life's gonna thrive! >I will always have good sex, >with a handful of latex! >I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! > >It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw >your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with >your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all >my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! > >[Chorus] > >I will survive! I will survive! >Cuz as long as I have batteries, >My sex life's gonna thrive! >I will always have good sex, >With a handful of latex! >I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! > >Send this to all of em cool chicks out there, and all of em >dude's who can handle this new remix

I tried so hard just to get through to you But your head's so far from the realness of truth Was it just a come on in the dark Wasn't meant to last long I think you've worn your welcome honey I'll just see you along as I sing you this song Time can pass slowly, things always change You day's been numbered And I've read your last page You was just a temporary lover Honey you ain't the first Lots of others came before you woman Said but you been the worst Sa' you been the worst So goodbye to you girl So long, farewell I can't hear you cryin' Your jivin's been hell So look for me walkin' Down your street at night I'll be in with another Deep down inside DEEP DOWN INSIDE

NOW COMMENTS CAN BE NSFW AND GET YOU DELETED IF YOU POST THEM I MEAN COME ON HAVE YOU SEEN 99% OF THE COMMENTS ON THAT ARE OFFERED ON SITES LIKE GLITTERGRAPHICS AND MSTAGS AND WHAT NOT THEY ARE ALL OVERTLY SEXUAL SO DOES IT MEAN WE CANT USE THEM OR WE WILL HAVE OUR ACCOUNTS DELETED AND AS FAR AS MY COMMENTS GO ONE OF THE PICS OUT OF THE MAIN 4 WAS DEEMED NSFW AND ITS THE MOST INNOCENT ONE SO HOW IS IT JUDGED AND WHO DOES THE JUDGING I COULD UNDERSTAND IF THIS SITE WAS FOR KIDS LIKE MYSPACE BUT ISNT THIS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ADULT SITE AFTER ALL THE MOTTO IS "NO TEENY BOPPERS ALLOWED" AND WHY SHOULD IT HAVE TO BE SAFE FOR WORK I MEAN IF YOURE AT WORK SHOULDNT YOU BE WORKING RATHER THEN PLAYING ON THE FUCKING NET THANK YOU FOR READING JIMMY NOW GET BACK TO WORK

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A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad. Hewas quite a ways from the house so he just climbed off his tractor andpeed in the clover. As luck would have it, a bee decided it was lunch time and zapped himright on the end of his dingus. It really hurt terribly when he rememberedthat buttermilk was known to relieve bee stings. He dashed to the house,opened the fridge, poured a glass of buttermilk and started to soak hisdingus. What a relief! Then he heard a gasp and saw that his 20-year-old daughter was in thedoorway, looking wide-eyed at what he was doing! He turned to her andsaid, "Now don't tell me you've never seen one of these!" She replied, "You're right, Daddy, I have. It's just that I've never seenone being reloaded!!"

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These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation, or BASKETBALL. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. I always get pulled over even if Im not speeding. 2. I used to wear eye make up. 3. I can do hair 4. I went out in full drag one year for halloween and got asked out by guys 5. I flirt 6. I dont use alot of puncuation The 6 people Im going to tag are; 1. your perfect lover 2. conniegirl 3. jana 4. beautifully broken 5. anayalator 6. catastropich success Come on, it'll be fun :-)