One day a Scotsman who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years,saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
And, as the speck got closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited clad figure.
Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blond!
The glamorous blond strode up to the Scotsman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," he replied.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.
He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag and said, "That is so good I'd almost forgotten what a great smoke could be".
"And how long has it been since you had a drop of Single Malt Scotch?"
Trembling, the Scotsman replied "ten years also".
Hearing that, the blond reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to the castaway.
He opens the flask and takes a long drink. "Tis nectar of the Gods" stated the Scotsman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At that point the gorgeous blond started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the
middle. "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Scotsman fell to his knees and sobbed,
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too!"
