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Ah, Fu statuses..... some are good, some are bad, and some are just plain ugly.
I'm starting a collection. I like to categorize, so I came up with these categories LOL (feel free to suggest more, I'm diggin keeping these blogs updated!):
I will not post who said what, only what they said. HOWEVER, some statuses may be obvious....
If you see any that tickle your fancy, please PM me and i will add! Happy reading! (and giggling I hope, rawrrrr)
"I will pay you 35 mil and pimp you out for a god mode bling" (as IF LOL)
"Send me a 25 credit bp and you might get a little sumthin sumthin"
"Pimp me out and I will change your diapers when your old!" (LMAO)
"I will rate ALL pics, Alteruize, pimp for 2 wks, 20 mil, add to family, for a god mod bling :)"
"GOD MODE ON.. Come Luv On It.. Then Go Luv On My Awesome Family.. LIKE ME.. Bein Green Is Fun.. Want My Points For 12 Hours?? Ask Me How.. I Need People Close To Leveling.. Shout Me.."
"BOOMY/FAMP ON...PIMP ME, LOVE ME, RATE ME! SPANK THE HELL OUTTA MY FAM!"
"I'm bored, can someone talk to me?"
"I'm bored, who's gonna entertain me"
"Fu is SOOOO boring tonight, ugh"
"Board" (ok, if you can't even spell it, WTF)
"sucking my own dick" (WTF)
"i want to see naked boobs, where are the girls that are not to shy to show???"
"spank this thing and pull my hair"
"IF I LET YOU GRAB one part of my body, what part would it be? If your not a big baby, set this as your status. Lets see what gets grabbed"
"Horny!"
"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."
"The 5 KINGS that make people happy...drin-king, smo-king, lic-king, suc-king and fuc-king. and I am King Of Em ALL!!!! waaaaahhaaaaaahhaaaaa"
"I'm so horny, who's gonna help me out?"
"Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya Da Da Da Gitchi Gitchi Ya Ya here Mocca chocolata Ya Ya"
"ღ♥ღ If Life Hands You Lemons... Squeeze Them In Someone's Eye and Steal Their Chocolate! ღ♥ღ" (my favorite statuses come from this beautiful fubian....)
"ღ♥ღ Fueled By Chocolate.... Driven By Insanity ღ♥ღ"
"Step 1: Find a soul. Step 2: Find a soulmate."
"ATTN NOOBS: "Pimped Out" does not include wearing bright colored suit w matching gator shoes, nor does it involve pimpin' hoes & slammin Cadillac doors."
"I may speak softly, but I carry a Curved Wang!!!"
"Dear Week, I am leaving you for the Weekend. I would say it's not you, it's me, but let's face it, it was you. Sincerely, Me"
"The Chileans take hide and seek waaaaay too seriously...OMG lol"
"I DONT HAVE A DRINKIN PROBLEM I DRINK GET DRUNK FALL DOWN..NO PROBLEM"
