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Squirrel nuts...
created @ 11/18/2008 08:06 am
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A squirrel walks into a bar and sits down, he asks the bartender if he has any nuts. bartender responds no we dont. squirrel says ok and leaves. The next day same squirrel walks in the bar and asks same bartender for nuts. The response to the question is no we dont have any nuts. Squirrel he politely responds with an ok thanks and leaves. Third day in a row squirrel walks in sits at the bar and asks for nuts. The rather frustrated bartender says NO we dont have any NUTS. If you ask me for nuts again i will nail your paws to the bar. Squirrel says ok and leaves. A day later the same squirrel walks in sits down, and asks the bartender YOu got any nails? THe confused bartender says no this is a bar, so the squirrel responds Good, GOt any Nuts???
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