Metzger's blog: "special someone"

hey to all friends on here...its been awhile since my last blog...i just wanted to ask if anyone gets tired of modifying themselves to please others...im tired of going out of my way to act differently around other people I AM WHO I AM I love DODGE and am a big dodge fan I love guns I am tired of being a push over so i will start to push back not cuz i hate you, but for my own ego I love big trucks I also and set in my own ways...arn't we all I love my friends and if you cross them you cross me I also love my family you cross them and you will have problems I really am not that hard to get along with but you always get those people that try to push your limits but its only those times when you truley find out what you are capable of Well thanx to whoever takes the time to read this...and thanx to all my friends on here and hopefully this will spark a fire inside each of you who feels this way...till next time!! much love, American Badass

i was just wondering if anyone has the problem of an ex trying to hook up with ur best friends...cuz it can really piss a person off...anyone have the same problem

IT IS SPRING BREAK TIME...WHO WANTS TO COME AND HAVE A WICKED PARTY AND GET WASTED HAHA!!!!

Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says "John what are you so happy for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave, she couldn't swim!!." The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says "What are you so happy about today John?" "Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits out to here, Dave, tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, Dave, she couldn't swim!!!!." A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer. Dave says "John, what are you so sad for?" "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave, tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says "Can I have a ride in your boat?" "Sure you can have a ride in my boat." So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. Then, she pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Dave !!! She had a great BIG dick!!! ..... .... Dave, ..... I CAN'T SWIM!!!"

Q: Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? A: There are no dental records and all the DNA's the same!

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

its been awhile since my last blog...so far i am tired of my job haha who isnt...and im getting ready to live to Columbus to finish my college. I am still looking for that someone yet to fill that last void in my life, so if anyone sees her tell her to look me up...which reminds me that someone still owes me a weekend ;) hopefully i can cash that in soon and meet and awesome girl...(or seems like it) but enough of that hope all is well and feel free to show the page some love if you want...till next time much love to all my friends

ever feel like your friend is stabbing you in the back? when u look at him u see him 7 years ago and now all u see is a fellow aquaintance...what happens to a friendship that causes someone to do shit behind ur back even when they know it will affect you...just wondering

you ever have those days where ur begging for a change in pace...the same thing over and over just isnt cuttin it anymore...let me tell u working 6 days a week on top of school is not easy and i am so ready for a party and alcohol haha...well ttyl