Blunderbuss's blog: "Spasticus Chaoticus"

I'm 30 and I have no cavities...in my teeth. I like stuff. You can probably see what music I like, that's what this is about isn't it? ...the music? Want to know more? Ask...REALLY! I'm DYING to spill my guts, and make a bloody mess! But who will lick it up?! FUCK! I love, I hate, My left nipple is pierced. I like food, but I don't have any 'cause I spend all my money on music. So I'm skinny. It's a sad state of affairs really. I'm starving to death right by my turntable. Never sleeping...must flip, Laughing, licking my teeth, rocking back and fourth, and flipping records. Even if I wanted to sell them for food, I'm too weak to carry them now. Oblivion is waiting!...It won't be long now!...Mabe I'll try 'an eat that Tenpole Tudor 7" "Love & Food"...

My cat Barfed up a pile of pot leaves...Ha! Mabe that'll teach her.

Every fukkin' morning it's the same thing! What am I supposed to do? When I wake up with a morning wood, and I have to take a huge piss? Nobody thought of that when they invented the toilet did they? I'm going to invent a special "hood" for my toilet so I can piss up into it with a satisfied smile. The alternatives? Waiting in agony, or giving myself a shower HA HA HA!

...noooo...at itagain, Mabe they'll be nice and save some for me. I'm getting a great big cage to grow it in.