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according to wikipedia, today is ssweetest day and apprently is has been celebrated for 80 years........ I did some research and found out this is entirely a hallmark holiday. It was created to give gifts to the poor. In other words, this "holiday" has no historical significance, but merely designed to tug on peoples' heart strings in order for them to buy goods and services. It is NOT recognized nationally and has no actual event to base off of. Im sure it is special to a few people, but to the masses this is a giant scam.
so lets make a more real fake holiday,
FROM TOMORROW FORTH I DECLARE THE THIRD SUNDAY IN OCTORBER TO BE SOUR DAY!
To observe this holiday we must all buy lemon drops for each other............... in addition fubar is to make a lemon drop bling worth at least $3 to commemorate this national holiday.
P.S. this holiday is JUST as legitimate as sweetest day......
