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Douche of the Year

No one can deny that the heaviest concentrations of tattoos occur in the lowest segments of society -- prostitutes, pimps, pugs, prison inmates, Ku Klux Klansmen and the members of street and motorcycle gangs. Now, according to this week's story, 36 percent of young people have decided to emulate such lowlifes. And some news media want to glamorize them. Seriously? Paul Carpenter (aka: Biggest Piece of Douche To Reside in PA) wrote an entire article degrading and demoralizing EVERYONE who has a tattoo. Feast your eyes on this fine piece of literary shit. I am almost at a complete loss of words (and that is like..once in an effing blue moon). This kind of blatant ignorance and bigotry astounds me still, even though I've dealt with the likes of people like him off and on for years. So I guess all African-American's are thugs, all Asians are bad drivers and any one who lives below the Mason Dixon line is a redneck gun-totin' God fearing hillbilly. All-righty then. If an idiot wants to get a tattoo, he or she should be free to do so. I just think responsible news media organizations should not glamorize them. What's next? Glamorizing child molesters or kluxers? We're all idiots, probably prostitutes, and any number of garden variety unworthy vagrants. Oh and we're somehow placed within the same categorized cesspool as child molesters and kluxers. And Pugs? Did you catch that? Is he comparing us to those cute wittle puppies or did the idiot mean thugs? Sheesh. Wow. All because we choose to color our skin. Because we find beauty in art and expression and individuality (although..wow, with 36% of 18-29 year olds having them I guess we're all sort of sheep now--filthy gang banging illiterate sheep. Baaaaaaa). Never mind that we're also mothers and fathers and grandparents and caregivers and blood donors and SERVICE MEMBERS and volunteers and PTA members and ....just UGH. I could continue on (oh, and then some) but attempting to retort with any sort of sense towards someone so abysmal and lacking any kind of social intelligence would be like trying stop rain from being wet. To over-simplify my thoughts I'll simply state that being tattooed does not equate to being any of these condescending and derogatory monikers....obviously. In fact, the only difference at all between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is that tattooed people are way cooler and can totally kick your ass. :oP And also, they could save your life. Or represent you in court. Or remove a tumor from your child's brain.
tattooed-doctor.jpg This is Dr. Dave. He graduated from Columbia University. He's pretty effing smart..GADZOOKS! And he has tattoos!
Hey, PA Douche...check out Inked, Inc by Dave Kimelberg -tattooed photographer and lover and corporate lawyer. Then promptly punch yourself repeatedly in the face.

Idiots

If you're going to leave a blast for the whole Fu-World to see you better be damn sure you've spelled every word correctly. Otherwise, you're going to look like a g'damn Fu-Idiot! Mistakes happen, of course. But these blatant and repeated errors I keep reading over and over are killing me. I'm just sayin'. For the grammar impaired (using several examples I've seen in the past 5 minutes): ~ It's "you're", not "your" when you're stating that someone is something or is doing something. Remember, "your" is used to describe something as belonging to you or someone else. EX: Your page rocks! "You're" is the contraction of "you are". EX: You're HOT! ~ It's "meant", not "ment" ~ "I" is a proper pronoun. Capitalize it. ~ It's "and" not "an" when you're adding an additional thought or statement. ~ Periods are your friend. ~ "Its" = to show possession; belonging to. EX: Its tale is wagging. "It's" = contraction for "it is". EX: It's clear that many people slept through English class. ~ "Alot" is not a word, it's two separate ones. EX: A lot of people make this mistake. Do I even need to go into "there" versus "their" versus "they're"? Probably, but I don't feel like it anymore. The idiots are making my brain hurt. Yes, I am PMSing. Thanks for asking. But I Love you! Really, I do! :oP

Seriously

I might not be smutty enough for this site! I mean..once upon a time when I was in my teens or twenties...or last year...but now...I just don't know. *snort* It's overwhelming and shit, it's not like I need another internet addiction. Where the hell are these people coming from? I had like 15 friend requests in 15 minutes. That's insane, even by stripper standards (damn good thing I haven't shown *those* photos). Cheese and rice. FYI, I will not be adding everyone all willy nilly. I'm not that desperate just so you know. I'm here because a friend directed me - that's it. I've got enough of my own real-time love/sex drama, so I'm sure as hell not going to go looking for more. I'm only 5'1" I can't take all the pressure! But, if you and I become friends, too, cool. If not, don't take it personally. How could it be? I don't even know you.
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