AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
( If You Call Them That) hahaha
( Please Don't Try This At Home!!!!!)
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto, the
blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about
lifting the toilet seat just
by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins. Remember to use an
egg timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock
will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit
the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you will be
afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget
all about the toothache.
8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the
rules of life really are:
In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get
to know them.
10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the
bathroom.
Thought for the Day:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT
REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
.... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN
YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A
FLIGHT OF STAIRS.