OK, First i have to apologize to the entire country of south Korea, because last night i got so fucking bombed i might have acted much more into the stereotype most Koreans have of us as loud rude Americans then i would every have hoped to. I am embarrassed mostly because i don't remember any of it and even if i had had a fun night then am still pissed cause i would still have had to have someone else tell me about it. Now when i say loud and rude i mean apparently in the most vulgar display i could possibly manage in my stupor of alcohol induced stupidity. i might have actually relived my bladder on someones car. I obviously had to be babysat and am so fucking thankfully the parties responsible for said babysitting were of sound mind enough to get me back to where i sleep without letting me escalate things to a proportion of international fucking incident. Now up till the point of which i apparently lost all sense of common decency I as well as the party witness to my episodes were actually having a good night . I needed that. We went to Outback steakhouse. We had intended to go to this all you can eat/drink Korean buffet. The same one i have been trying to get to for the three years i have been here in Korea. It is not apparently as easy to find this place as we had supposed initially so after walking around the busy Friday night streets of downtown Taegu for what seemed like a slow agonizing eternity( i take liberties at embellishing there) we voted to give up the search and settle for the Korean version of the American version of what the Aussies laugh at us for assuming is Australian cuisine. It was good meal though and high spirits all round. I totally needed to get out of current surroundings for a brief minute . After the meal i let myself be convinced it would be a great idea that we all caravaned to a club i think they called The Frog. Now i don't like going to fucking rock genre clubs in the states so for me to say i enjoyed this Korean hip-hop club would be a stretch of boundless imagination. now i am still coherent at this point cause i remember disliking the musical selection but was still enjoying the company as well as the change in scenery- also i love to watch people enjoying them selves and usually in turn making asses out of themselves. But about 30-45 minutes into it and still continuous drinking on my part my brain decided it was tired and shut off on me. After that point i don't remember a thing accept for i dropped my hat on the floor of this little loud club and was to focused on the beer in front of me to much to care about it. Luckily that was the only thing i lost besides my fucking mind all evening cause upon the third wake up of the day i did a routine day after inspection and all items were present and accounted for. So to wind things up here i would like to take this time to apologize to any Koreans who might understand enough English to make out that i was probably filling them in on something about their mothers they weren't prior to aware of or maybe intentionally bumping into them because apparently the streets were not wide enough for my huge drunk American ego. I do not in any way condone this type of behavior and most of the time have not much besides contempt for those Americans that i see or hear of that categorically fit this description, but fuck me if am not human like everyone else after all. Also to ALCON if i did anything else to you, around you, or at you that my "babysitters" weren't aware enough of to catch, whether Korean or American, I humbly apologize and ask that you relay said incident to me only if you find it immediately nessicary because i would just rather not know of anything else i may have done in this state if i can at all keep from it. i am off now to try and eat and pill this horrid hungover away.
-from the place on earth "god" would start if he were gonna give the world an enema Waegwan, South Korea- this is Shawn saying please dont try this at home kiddos-0ut
