I truly love some of the instant messages I get. Here is the winner for the night. Enjoy.
mr.random66: You stole a bottle of liquor from your Daddys cabinet and decided to sneak out of the house. Naughty Girl. You live a few blocks from a park and decide to go there. You walk past the playground drinking the booze and head towards the public bathrooms. When you get there you smell the familiar odor of pot smoke coming from the mens room. You decide to head in and see what's going on. You find me in there smoking a joint. Bold little thing you are. You walk up and introduce yourself. (you pick age and outfit.)
My reply:
Hmm. Okay, 70 wearing nothing but grannie panties and a smile. Let's go big boy!
Oddly enough, no reply. Damn. I thought it was hot! LMAOOOOO