Ok I know it's long as hell but damn is it funny!
->Mrs. Robinson: then why do you still reply
My Coke Re...: maybe if I gave to shits on what you really had to say I would actually listen
->Mrs. Robinson: maybe we need to just agree to disagree and find you a new psychologist
My Coke Re...: no, if YOU hadn't said anything, we wouldnt be in this situation.
->Mrs. Robinson: well if you didn't get so angry and defensive in the first place we would be in this situation now would we
My Coke Re...: I would have if you did make that rude comment, but again, that's your ammo, getting people pissed off & then trying to see what truly is wrong with them, when in most cases it absolutely nothing.
->Mrs. Robinson: you could have moved on yourself as well but you chose to be an angry fucker
My Coke Re...: well if you didnt want my shoutout, you should have blocked them.......not my problem if you left it open.....again, all you had to say was nothing & I would have moved on, but if you want to get off being confrontational. be my guest.......your other "patients" will have to wait....rofl
->Mrs. Robinson: ok well if I wanted the link to your blog I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR IT.... do you get the point of this yet
My Coke Re...: and 3) if I wanted your opinion, I will ASK for it.
My Coke Re...: 1) i didnt come to you to get my head examined 2) if you have done anything, you only made the situation worse.
->Mrs. Robinson: i think you came to me for a reason... you knew i could help you
My Coke Re...: why would you treat someone that has nothing wrong with them? Must be a reverse psychology sort of thing...
->Mrs. Robinson: I have an open door policy and you came in so i have to treat you
My Coke Re...: who says I was your patient anyways?
->Mrs. Robinson: yeah well i cater to my patients
My Coke Re...: boy that totally sucks for you, working on Sunday
->Mrs. Robinson: i read perfectly fine
My Coke Re...: why capitalize ASSUME? cause you dont read very well & well cause I can!
->Mrs. Robinson: we need to speed this up cuz I have another patient that will be here shortly
->Mrs. Robinson: why must you capitalize ass? do you have an ass fetish
My Coke Re...: again, you shouldnt ASS-U-ME!
->Mrs. Robinson: well if you won't cooperate then I can't help you through this rough time in your life
My Coke Re...: lets not & say we did.
->Mrs. Robinson: we've both been wronged today and that's ok.... but lets work thru it together
My Coke Re...: again, go back & reread what I typed. im sure you can figure that out on your own....
->Mrs. Robinson: what is your REAL problem then
->Mrs. Robinson: you're anger because i'm trying to help and you didn't ask for it
My Coke Re...: i already told you why i was angry......but if your to fucked up to read.....well I guess that not really my problem then, is it.
->Mrs. Robinson: well it could be you're angry becuase maybe you're secretly gay and really need to come out of the closet and stop hiding the real you
My Coke Re...: i bet you love to suck his big fat cock after he fucked you in the ass with it.
My Coke Re...: lol what does htat have to do with anger......lol
->Mrs. Robinson: see you're obsessing over male genitalia
My Coke Re...: does your husband like a blow a thick load all over your face?
My Coke Re...: why do you think I want help....let alone need it?
->Mrs. Robinson: i can't help you if you won't open up about your past
My Coke Re...: again, lets not & say we did.
My Coke Re...: do you give him a handjob to get him nice & hard or does he he to do that on his own?
->Mrs. Robinson: i'm not assuming anything... i'm trying to get to the root of your anger
My Coke Re...: you know you shouldnt ASS-U-ME! lol
->Mrs. Robinson: did that happen to you... are sexually frustrated becuase of bad childhood memories
My Coke Re...: do you like it when your husband gives you a golden shower?
My Coke Re...: well im sure you can tell me anyways.....
->Mrs. Robinson: i need you to concentrate... tell me about your childhood
->Mrs. Robinson: that's not the subject of our session
My Coke Re...: so do you spit or swallow?
My Coke Re...: I dont have a problem with my anger & I dont need some headshrinker wannabe to tell me otherwise.......
->Mrs. Robinson: yes you did see.... My Coke Re...: well im not here to type about my anger.
My Coke Re...: i didnt admit to shit lady.....do you like to ride his thick hard cock fast or slow?
->Mrs. Robinson: let's try to keep this as a working relationship... I can't help you w/ your anger if all you ask about is sex
->Mrs. Robinson: so you admit you have anger issues then
My Coke Re...: spit or swallow*
->Mrs. Robinson: i've never heard of sipt... is that new slang
My Coke Re...: well im not here to type about my anger. I want to type about whether or not you sipt or swallow.
->Mrs. Robinson: i'm not here to help you fantasize i'm here to help with your anger
My Coke Re...: lets not & say we did......you like riding his thick hard shaft?
->Mrs. Robinson: that's a bit personal... lets get back to the real subject... your anger
My Coke Re...: whats your favorite postion?
->Mrs. Robinson: yeah... he's great in bed.. why you ask
My Coke Re...: is he a good fuck?
->Mrs. Robinson: he's doing great...thanks for asking
My Coke Re...: how's mr robinson? lol
->Mrs. Robinson: well you opened up the door to our conversation... you can close it any time you like
My Coke Re...: what part of not wanting your opinion, didnt you understand?
->Mrs. Robinson: maybe a bath with lavender oils.. that always helps me to relax
My Coke Re...: again if I wanted your opinion. id ask for it
->Mrs. Robinson: maybe you need to take some herbs... like some St Johns wart.. that should soothe you
My Coke Re...: well you did the exact opposite. hope your happy
->Mrs. Robinson: i told ya i just want to make sure someone is happy today... you seemed like a good candidate
My Coke Re...: whatever........you seem to be more interested in that than just going away.
->Mrs. Robinson: it's confrontational
My Coke Re...: confritational*
My Coke Re...: again all you had to say was nothing & i would have moved on, but AGAIN you want to be confatational.
->Mrs. Robinson: you learn quick
My Coke Re...: you had a point???
->Mrs. Robinson: if i wanted a link to your blog i would have asked for it
->Mrs. Robinson: and there is my point
My Coke Re...: well again if i wanted your opinion, i would ask for it.
->Mrs. Robinson: you need to let things just roll off your back... i'm telling ya you'd be a happier person
My Coke Re...: so??? who cares.
->Mrs. Robinson: see now we're getting off the subject of happiness
My Coke Re...: and frankly if i wanted your opinion about happiness. I will certainly ask for it
My Coke Re...: im not upset that you didnt want to read it, im upset with the rotten attitude you had to say about it.......
->Mrs. Robinson: you shouldn't get upset if someone doesn't wanna read you blog.. being happy makes you live longer
My Coke Re...: well if dumbfuck wouldn't upset me, i wouldnt be this way......and maybe if you took 5 seconds to read my blog, you would know i drink pepsi....
->Mrs. Robinson: you should really drink Pepsi... It's much better than Coke
->Mrs. Robinson: i care becuase you shouldn't be such an angry person
My Coke Re...: why do you fucking care?
->Mrs. Robinson: maybe you need some sunshine in your life.. is it cloudy out by you
My Coke Re...: talking typing, whatever
->Mrs. Robinson: I'm not really talking... I'm typing
My Coke Re...: chit chat with someone who gives a flying fuck lady.
My Coke Re...: winds calming down? you decided to stop talking? ll
->Mrs. Robinson: aww now my attitude isn't miserable I'm just trying to chit chat now that you got the name calling out of your system
My Coke Re...: ask me if I care
My Coke Re...: miserable, kinda like your attitude
->Mrs. Robinson: it's been a bit windy here but it's calming down
->Mrs. Robinson: I don't have much else to do either... so how's the weather?
My Coke Re...: well im telling you, if you dont like it deal with it or block me......the thing is, all you had to say was nothing & I probably would have moved on, but it seems that you like to be confratational, so you go at it cunt, I've got all day to do this.....ROFL
->Mrs. Robinson: i am dealing with it by telling you not to put shitty links in my shoutbox
My Coke Re...: Then you should have nothing to bitch about then.....you dont like with wha ti have to tell you, deal with it....
->Mrs. Robinson: I don't block people... I let them block me
My Coke Re...: sure thing bitch, why dont you just do us both a favor & just block me instead of being a little cunt.
->Mrs. Robinson: no this is just good blog material for me... hey I'll lnk ya when I'm done writing about you
My Coke Re...: well your something other than bitch, but I wanted to be nice......you seem to be awfully interested in me if you keep replying back. lol
->Mrs. Robinson: awww why am i the bitch
My Coke Re...: If you read or dont read it, i could care less, just getting the word out......The only on e being pissy is you....you dont like it, dont read it. Later bitch!
->Mrs. Robinson: well if you didn't care then why send the link... obviously you care that people read your blog
My Coke Re...: I dont care what you do bitch.
->Mrs. Robinson: oh that was so original.. don't be all pissy cuz I didn't want to read your blog
My Coke Re...: You got a better chance of you benidn over & me fucking you up the ass.
->Mrs. Robinson: well then maybe start a real conversation before throwing links out there
My Coke Re...: It's called a blog....get over yourself! Later bitch!
->Mrs. Robinson: fuck you ! you assaulted my shoutbox with whatever crap that is
My Coke Re...: Crap? Fuck you!
->Mrs. Robinson: don't send me that crap
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