when chuck norris is asked the time he says "2 secconds tuill" the you ask two secconds tuill what" then he replyes with a roundhouse kick to the face.
chuck norris tears cure cancer. to bad he never cryes EVER.
chuck norris doesent teabag, he sand bags
chuck norirs lost his verginity before his father did
chuck norris has counted to infinity. twice.
if you can see chuck norris, he can see you. if you cant see chuck norris, you may be secconds away from death.
chuck norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris.
if chuck norris is running late, then time had better slow the fuck down.
chuck norris once atended a frat party and proceded to roundhouse kick every poped collor in sight. he then drank 3 kegs and shit on thier floor. just because he's chuck norris
rather than being birthed like a normal child, chuck norris decided instead to punch his way out of his mothers womb. shortly thereafter, he griew a beard.
chuck norris doesnt read books. he just stares them down untuill he gets the information he wants.
chuck norris is curently suing NBC. clambing Law and Order are the names for his left and right legs.
chuck norri always has sex on the first date. ALWAYS.
chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
