> THE PSYCHIATRIST AND THE PROCTOLOGIST>> Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:>"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."> The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to> read,>"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."> This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,> they> changed the sign to"Catatonics and High Colonics."> No go.> Next, they tried"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."> Thumbs down again.> Then came"Minds and Behinds."> Still no good.> Another attempt resulted in"Lost Souls and Butt Holes."> Unacceptable again.> So they tried"Analysis and Anal Cysts."> Not a chance.>"Nuts and Butts?"> No way.>"Freaks and Cheeks?"> Still no go.>"Loons and Moons?"> Forget it.> Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:>>"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.">> Everyone loved it.

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GIRLS IN MY CIRCLEWhen I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend.And then I started to become a woman.And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up,God would show you the best in many friends.One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man.Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom.Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities.Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be.One friend will say, 'Let's cry together, 'Another , 'Let's fight together,'Another , 'Let's walk away together.'One friend will meet your spiritual need,Another your shoe fetish,Another your love for movies,Another will be with you in your season of confusion,Another will be your clarifier,Another the wind beneath your wings.But whatever their assignment in your life,On whatever the occasion,On whatever the day,Or wherever you need them to meet youwith their gym shoes on and hair pulled back,Or to hold you back from making a completefool of yourself ...Those are your best friends.It may all be wrapped up in one woman,But for many, it's wrapped up in several...One from 7th grade,One from high school,Several from the college years,a couple from old jobs,On some days your mother,On some days your neighbor,On others, your sisters,And on some days, your daughters.So whether they've been your friend for 20 minutes or 20 years, pass this on to the women that God has placed in your lifeto make a difference.

YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore thisSend this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!and if u get at least 10 back you will get good newz within 15 Min!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶.........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.............¶¶¶¶¶¶...............¶¶

Enjoy todayYesterday is now the past,Tomorrow, maybe, the futureToday is a gift!That's why it's called the presentEnjoy todayFor too soonToday's become yesterdaysTomorrows become today'sAnd if another day, that's tomorrow.Enjoy todayThen yesterday is not goneBut part of today's memoryAnd can only help todayTo look forward to tomorrow as today.Enjoy todayAnd when it comes for you there's no tomorrowAs it must to all in the endPeople will think back and sayYou enjoyed your life, every day