OMG I'm a SNOB
Current mood: Goofy
Ok, I must finally confess. I am...a snob.
You know I try to go out into the world with a freshly washed body and clean clothes. With my hair, what little I have, nicely groomed and I wonder wow, I guess it's not so important to some people.
If people really paid attention to me and the facially expressions plainly visible on my face, it is a wonder I have not come home looking as if I have gone a round or two with Tyson..., the old Tyson, you know before the ear biting.
It was one of these days that I had that light bulb moment. I thought to myself OMG you are such a SNOB and you need to check yourself! And I do try, lord knows I try but it is so hard with the madness that surrounds me EVERY DAY!
Now I am sure I am not alone. Those of you out there reading this have had the same thoughts.
Admit it! Ladies, you know when walking down the street or out shopping alone or with the girls and you see another female with pants soooo tight, they may have well painted on with her hips and tummy hanging over the sides and they're constantly, self consciously pulling at the pants.
Fella's, you know, working out at the gym in the free weights area and you see another guy and scauf thinking my abs are better. Or when you're in the gym's communal shower and....well I will leave it at that. I think we all have a bit of Snob in us and we are so used to our thought processes that we don't even realize it.
Anyway, let me be the first...
Hello, my name is Linda and I am a SNOB
