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BROWNIE's blog: "Smile"

created on 08/27/2007  |  http://fubar.com/smile/b121231

Today

Good morning to you! Well.....I woke up this morning and I started to have a s shitty day :(. Then I get on teh computer. I see a message from my friend JIM... we said hi and blah blah, then I told him I was eating cereal, he asked what kind I was eating, my rersponse was; honey bunches of oats lol. His was something about me eating old womans cereal, that made me laugh out loud it honestly did, well now thanks to my friend JIM...I'm no longer feeling shitty, he made me smile and that's all it takes for me to make my day better. Thank you JIM! *yes i'm a dork!
and Holy crap! it's driving me crazy! hahahaha I can't stop doing this, yes.......I feel stupid ! LMAO Try THis How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your right foot, but you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain! 1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (They will think you are nuts!!) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make 'Clockwise Circles.' 2. Now......while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your Right Hand. (Your foot will change direction.) I told you so ... and there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done, you will try it again. Send it to your friends to frustrate them, too.

My vacation

First of all....I hope everyone had a great Christmas....and Happy new year to all... Well, some of you know I went on a vacation and let me tell ya, it was the best vacation ever. First we drove down to Orlando it was so much fun we took the girls to Disney world on Christmas eve, then on Christmas day we saw Cirque Du Soleil, the girls loved it it was soo awesome. The on the 26th we flew out to Puerto Rico, we spent a lot of time with family, we went to old San Juan, took some pics at el Morro The food was exellent, (yes I love food) lol We also went to the beach, I saw the most beautiful sunset ever, My gilrs love the beach (not me) lol me and swimm suits do ot get along lol. New years eve was soo much fun, we wenmt to and uncle's house they had fire works loud music i danced a lot, now back to reality lol kids are back in schoo and i'm stuck with lots of laundry! tata for now! By the way Jim made me type all this lol so just so you know i didnt want to write a blog lol

Joke

A tourist walked into a pet store and looked at the animals on display. While he was there, a Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant from the local Air Station walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a 6114 Monkey, please." The clerk nodded, went to a cage and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it to the Gunny, saying, "That'll be $ 1,000." The Gunny paid and left with the animal. "That was a very expensive monkey!" said the tourist. "Why so much?" The shopkeeper replied. "That particular animal can rig aircraft flight controls, set up perimeter defense, and perform the duties of an SDO with no mistakes. He even scored 300 on the Marine Corps PFT. He's well worth the money." The tourist spotted another monkey selling for $ 10,000. "Wow!" he said. "What can it do?" "He's a 'Maintenance Supervisor' monkey," replied the clerk. "He can instruct all levels of maintenance, supervise Depot operations and even do most of the paperwork. A very useful animal." A third monkey was selling for $ 50,000. Again, the tourist inquired. "Well," said the shopkeeper, "I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer, play golf, and play with his penis. But his papers say he's a Pilot."

PABLO NERUDA

And because Love battles And because love battles not only in its burning agricultures but also in the mouth of men and women, I will finish off by taking the path away to those who between my chest and your fragrance want to interpose their obscure plant. About me, nothing worse they will tell you, my love, than what I told you. I lived in the prairies before I got to know you and I did not wait love but I was laying in wait for and I jumped on the rose. What more can they tell you? I am neither good nor bad but a man, and they will then associate the danger of my life, which you know and which with your passion you shared. And good, this danger is danger of love, of complete love for all life, for all lives, and if this love brings us the death and the prisons, I am sure that your big eyes, as when I kiss them, will then close with pride, into double pride, love, with your pride and my pride. But to my ears they will come before to wear down the tour of the sweet and hard love which binds us, and they will say: “The one you love, is not a woman for you, Why do you love her? I think you could find one more beautiful, more serious, more deep, more other, you understand me, look how she’s light, and what a head she has, and look at how she dresses, and etcetera and etcetera”. And I in these lines say: Like this I want you, love, love, Like this I love you, as you dress and how your hair lifts up and how your mouth smiles, light as the water of the spring upon the pure stones, Like this I love you, beloved. To bread I do not ask to teach me but only not to lack during every day of life. I don’t know anything about light, from where it comes nor where it goes, I only want the light to light up, I do not ask to the night explanations, I wait for it and it envelops me, And so you, bread and light And shadow are. You came to my life with what you were bringing, made of light and bread and shadow I expected you, and Like this I need you, Like this I love you, and to those who want to hear tomorrow that which I will not tell them, let them read it here, and let them back off today because it is early for these arguments. Tomorrow we will only give them a leaf of the tree of our love, a leaf which will fall on the earth like if it had been made by our lips like a kiss which falls from our invincible heights to show the fire and the tenderness of a true love. Pablo Neruda

calll me

I have a new thingy lol for you to call me and leave me a message! I would love to hear from you specialy you( you know who you are)

Brownie's sister is here

Hey everyone...My sister is here she is a newbie show her some love please and let her know Brownie sent you! please! Love you all Brownie! here is her link http://fubar.com/user/1184388
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