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I'll approach you from behind, gripping you firmly at the waist and pulling your body tightly against mine. I will run my face slowly across the back of your neck with warm inticing breaths against your skin raising your temperature and anticipation. Slowly my breathe will find the back of your ear, where they will get stronger and warmer, with a decisive strength that shows my lust for the person in front of me. It will then move across to the other ear as so to keep you from falling over. Then a moist, warm, soothing sensation will develop as I drag my lip up and down the crest of your ear. The lips will move across the side of your face towards your lips, and just as you anticipate the satisfaction of a kiss they will pull away abrubtly leaving you with an emptiness and anticipation that you yern to fulfill. Suddenly your spun around, gripped comfortably yet commandingly at the side and pulled in tightly. Though both fully clothed, you can feel the warmth of each others body burning inside. Your praying for an extinguisher to satisfy the fire. As those mysterious lips make there way towards your face, you wonder how fulfilling they must be, how soft, how warm. Are they controlling, will they follow my lead if I so desire. As your eyes close and you lean in, the heat rises both in your body and on your lips. Your mouth is on fire and you are dying for satisfaction, then just as you feel the moist, yet rigid surface of my lips brush against yours, you are filled with a sudden emptiness. They didn't surround your own lips but yet brushed by and pulled back. That comfortingly secure grasp that you had at your side has gone away. You open your eyes and I'm stepping back. I've let you know my wants and desires,, now it's your turn to take control,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

While Boston was recently under seige buy a renegade alien group from the moon. The capitol of Massachusettes decided to make the public aware of the invasion. Instead of following precedent from places like Roswell and simply covering up the invasion, they figured it best to make the public aware of the terror that was at hand. Wait,,,,,wait a minute, those aren't aliens, could they be,,, yes ,,,they appear to be a strategically placed bombing attack by guerilla terroristss. QUICK,,,, alert the media, Shut down the subway, reroute highway traffic. If these, lightbrites go off they could destroy are cit.i.e.s i.nfra.stru...cture! Wait those aren't bombs, or invading aliens, there Fuckin light brites with the shape of a cartoon on them. ,,,,,,If you were watching TV anywhere in the US on Wednsday, you are well aware of the adult swim adds gone wrong in Boston. Now granted permits should have been obtained, yes Turner Broadcasting could have chimed in earlier in the day to let them know not to fret. But realistically, how retarded do you need to be to get past the 2nd, let alone #3 through #14 before realizing in no way shape or form are you dealing with a bomb scare. Here you'ld love to Que in with 'man they are incompatent' But not really, my personal opinion is not only does Boston more than any other major city in da U.S. over react to suspicious events since 911. Take my office for example. Right across from south station. Several times in the last year I've been evacuated due to a 'Suspicious' package. 1 time was luggage left in the waiting area by a patron using the rest room. Another was a laptop box in a car parked out front longer than someone thought it should have been. Come on!!! Do you really need to inconvenience all those people to investigate these instances. I'm not sayin ignore them, but there is no reason to shut down transit and Alert the media. The Mayor and governor is now Bullshit at Turner and vow to seek Legal action. Not because they were hoaxed into a media blitzing bombing scare, but because once again they look like complete idiots. I understand Boston wants to be more than a blip on the U.S. big city map, and that they want to establish the area as a threat to squeeze legislature and federal organizations for more $$. But your greed has made you a laughing stock. Maybe now you'll go about things with a little more discretion!!