If anyone who has been here longer than since May 31st 2012 and has a salute and is not currently a fumafia player (or is willing to delete their mafia account and start over) wants to help me out and be my mercenary (you don't even have to play once you reach level 5 if you don't want to), please follow this link:

http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=301783

If you've ever been interested in whatever the hell fuMafia is, being a mercenary (merc) is a great way to start out the game. You're stronger and you start out with 20K cash flow. So just think about it =]

Thanks!

http://incredimazing.com/page/Things_to_Say_During_Sex

In a way, you are a truly balanced person. You have a good sense of self, but you have periods of worry and self doubt. You don't like to be alone a lot, but you don't like being constantly surrounded, either. You can be shy in some situations and bold in others. You can tell people how you feel, but you don't wear your heart on your sleeve. You aren't "TOO" anything: You aren't too shy, you aren't too aggressive, you aren't too extroverted, you aren't too introverted. However at any one time you can be any combination of these things.

You tend to adapt yourself to match the situations in which you find yourself. You may be quiet and sensitive with some people, or joking and loud with others. These are all facets of your personality. People tend to perceive you as they want to perceive you. They may even tend to idealize you a bit. Then, when you do something that doesn't fit their concept of who you are (like have an outburst of anger, or a fit of shyness, or make an insensitive joke)they can be shocked and surprised. Does anyone know the real you?

To an Inconstant One

By Sir Robert Ayton

1570-1638

I LOVED thee once; I'll love no more--
         Thine be the grief as is the blame;
Thou art not what thou wast before,
         What reason I should be the same?
         He that can love unloved again,
         Hath better store of love than brain:
         God send me love my debts to pay,
         While unthrifts fool their love away!

Nothing could have my love o'erthrown
         If thou hadst still continued mine;
Yea, if thou hadst remain'd thy own,
         I might perchance have yet been thine.
         But thou thy freedom didst recall
         That it thou might elsewhere enthral:
         And then how could I but disdain
         A captive's captive to remain?

When new desires had conquer'd thee
         And changed the object of thy will,
It had been lethargy in me,
         Not constancy, to love thee still.
         Yea, it had been a sin to go
         And prostitute affection so:
         Since we are taught no prayers to say
         To such as must to others pray.

Yet do thou glory in thy choice--
         Thy choice of his good fortune boast;
I'll neither grieve nor yet rejoice
         To see him gain what I have lost:
         The height of my disdain shall be
         To laugh at him, to blush for thee;
         To love thee still, but go no more
         A-begging at a beggar's door.

It's so much more funny when you know the people that are being stupid in the video.

This is my friend Dane. Dane is kickass. =] And here is Dane being even MORE kickass. =D