Shroomy Shroomz
Dialogue:
1: “Come on dude, eat it!”
2: “Nah man, it’ll seriously fuck me up.”
1: “That’s the point.”
2: “I know, but…I already had a 40 and some spliffs bro.”
1: “So? Just fuckin’ eat it dude.”
2: “Nah man, seriously.”
1: “Eat it…Eat it….EAT it….EAT IT…EAT IT!....EAT IT MOTHERFUCKER!”
2: “ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT ALLRIGHT!!!...SHIT…YOU OVERZEALOUS BASTARD!”
1: Chuckles
2: Chomps and sighs
1: “And?”
Sitar kicks in
2: “Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.”
1+2Laugh hysterically
I chomp it down so I can feel my ink stand up
Start to feel mellow and chilled that’s what’s up
Feelin’ so damn dizzy till my brain drains out
As I watch Alice startin’ to scream and shout
And that snooty caterpillar starts to fuck with my mind
While the kitty cat just crawls and creeps up from behind
Just draw me in that psychedelic cartoon
And I’ll be close to paranoia pretty soon
Feelin’ my head goin’ back ‘n forth
Travelin’ my way up north
I crawl towards the end of the rabbit hole
And see more snacks waitin’ for me in a big ass bowl
Chorus:
Oh
Keep me out of reality
When I’m driftin’ into sea
Drownin’ in my own fantasy
With all the jellyfish I can see
All the colors begin to blend
So
Stop bein’ an ass and start bein’ a friend
So
Just keep it jelly jelly jelly all day long
So
Go ahead and pass them shroomy shroomz
So
I can look beyond the fumes
That’s right just pass them goddamn shroomies
So I can put my mind perfect ease, it’s all easy
Rockin’ it down in the forgotten forest
And grow my shit to become the very best
Life seems so fucked up at times
It makes me wanna write some spliffy rhymes
I run away from all the dramatic bullshit
So I can rep the freaks from the tap in the smoke pit
I don’t do it doggystyle, I be doin’ it FROGGYstyle
Somethin’ you probably knew about me for a while
So just flip out so I know who the fuck you are
After that we’ll be heatboxin’ in the mystery car
Chorus
It doesn’t get any trippier than this
Especially when the queen gives you head and a big ass kiss
Wait wasn’t she supposed to cut off my head?
Fuck it, I don’t care since my eyes start turnin’ blood red
So go ahead and bring on the mix
And start jumpin’ up and down when I count to six six six
From Tweedle-Dee to Tweedle fuckin’ Dum
It’s all good gettin’ buzzed from chompin’ some
Sadly this is where the story takes slow end
But don’t worry I’ll see your face around the bend
Just don’t forget my red eyed and smiley face
And when we’ll see one another once again don’t forget to embrace
Chorus
