-I'm a girl (obviously)
-I'm shorter than the average bear (5'3)
-Sarcasm is engrained in my DNA
-I (don't really) understand (how)"BITCH" and "HOE" are commonly used in everyday conversation HOWEVER don't assume that's how you speak to people
-I also understand the internet is a breeding ground for PERVs and KREEPERs HOWEVER understand not everyone wants to talk to you about various portions of your anatomy and what you are doing with them (quite frankly I will tell you exactly where you can shove yourself)
-I'm not "o-kaye" with the term of endearment "BABY"-I don't wear diapers and you weren't my pediatrician
-Music should be my boyfriend...if I were straight
-Beer is yummy
-Cartoons are my <3
-Cleanliness is close to Godliness...too bad here on Earth people are chaos
