I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Jewelry's are okay, But flower's are the best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! ...I am me. Thats all i can be. No more, no less. Dont second guess. I laugh, I love, I live, I cry sometimes I wish that I can die. Somedays im funny somedays im not. Sometimes im inoverdrive and just cant stop. You may not like me, thats okay. Cuz this is me and how ill stay. The little things make me laugh. it's not hard to please me. I'm a free-spirit. I'm strong and determined. I love to look at the stars. I'm just a woman, and that's all I wanna be.





I believe in sleeping in.

I believe in giving 100% when you only have 80.

I believe in love, arguing, & jamming out by yourself in the car
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I believe in kisses on the forehead.

I believe in long kisses, smiling til your cheeks hurt, & laughing until you cry.

I believe in having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

I believe in having someone play with your hair.

I believe in swinging on swings & running in the rain.

I believe in miracles & random acts of kindness.

I believe in saying hello to anyone & everyone.

I believe in second chances.

I believe in passion.

I believe in love.

I am who I am. Your opinion is neither desired nor required.