CrazyJuggaletteBitch's blog: "Sexy"

Mummy, Daddy is Dumb Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says... "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says... "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." He goes back to play on the beach...... Several minutes later he comes running back and says... "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says... "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says... "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got !"

Men Know Men know..... that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman. Men know..... that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house. Men know..... never to run away from a fight that you know you can win. Men know..... how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game. Men know..... exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them. Men know..... that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself. Men know..... that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi. Men know..... that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there

Gone Fishin' A man phones home and tells his wife, "Something has come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So, if you could, please pack my clothes, my fishing equipment and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up." He goes home in a hurry, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns. He wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?" He responds, "Oh yes, great! The fishing was fantastic! You wouldn't believe the size of one that I caught. The only thing is that you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." His wife smiles and says, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!"