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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f****d.
A real man is one who can have fun with you, without being sexual
Since sex got easier to get. Love got harder to find. Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure Never become satisfied with the hunger of cheap lust,
when you are thirsty for genuine love Love is the cure to all diseases but sex is the only cure to a broken heart. The best cure for a headache is good sex
Men are like keys, they’ll twist you until you open All men approve of premarital sex…until they have a daughter
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.
They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no. Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur Love between man and woman is impossible because there must not be sexual intercourse, and friendship between man and woman is impossible because there must be sexual intercourse
