Blaze's blog: "September 2006"

Stop taking pictures of your dick and then sending them to me, or making it your main picture, or just being an all-around sick in the head mother fucker. Do you think that looking at a picture of your teenieweenie is going to make me all hot and bothered and I'm going to haul my ass over to Wisconsin/Ohio/South Dakota/whereeverthefuck just to stick it in one of my orifices? YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN, SIR. I'm not going to have sex with a guy who is so desperate and fucked up that he has to take pictures of his genitals and send it to girls on who live across the globe. This shit is getting ridiculous. Now, if you're a hot chick with nice boobs, you can send me pictures of them. But I'm just gonna look at them and smile, because I don't have sex with whores either. IF YOU WANT TO SEND SOMEONE PICTURES OF YOUR WEENIE, SEND THEM TO ALEXIS. SHE LOVES THEM. ESPECIALLY SMALL ONES. THX.

waiting for.. something to go wrong the bottom to drop out the world to stop spinning and the sky to fall... cuz i'm so perfectly okay and happy... and i never want this feeling with us to end the perfect mix of friendship and feelings and i don't think about the bad times or the ones who hurt me. or him... and the ones i pushed away.. but i feel like im at the top of a roller coaster and im waiting for the drop.

"we're just stupid girls, who fall in love way too easily, laugh way too hard, act like complete dumbasses, make our lives more dramatic than they should be, talk way too much shit && would be completely lost without eachother."

to By Shadow Cat Gaia, known as Earth or Mother Earth (the Greek common noun for "land" is ge or ga). She was an early earth goddess and it is written that Gaia was born from Chaos, the great void of emptiness within the universe, and with her came Eros. She gave birth to Pontus (the Sea) and Uranus (the Sky). This was achieved parthenogenetically (without male intervention). Other versions say that Gaia had as siblings Tartarus (the lowest part of the earth, below Hades itself) and Eros, and without a mate, gave birth to Uranus (Sky), Ourea (Mountains) and Pontus (Sea). Gaia took as her husband Uranus, who was also her son, and their offspring included the Titans, six sons and six daughters. She gave birth to the Cyclopes and to three monsters that became known as the "Hecatonchires". The spirits of punishment known as the Erinyes were also offspring of Gaia and Uranus. The Gigantes, finally, were conceived after Uranus had been castrated by his son Cronus, and his blood fell to earth from the open wound. (...)

so i used to date this kid...damn its almost been a year since we got together( and about 9 months since we broke up) but anyways... i used to date this kid and he asked me out halloween night and like everyday for the months we dated he brought me a lolipop...and i had completely forgotten he used to do that till like five seconds ago and for some reason it made me laugh.. okay done sharing random info now...

These are my favorite little kiddos. Peyton: My neice. She is So adorable. and she likes to colour on the bottom of my shoes! (not to mention the top of my converses) Mike:The kid I babysit. He's adorable, but he can be a real pain at times. But Again I love him to death. His favorite colour is pink! (my fault) Isabelle: My favorite neice. She reminds me of my besst friend with her pretty curls. and she's so much like me, it's scary! hehe i Just love her. Buddy: my puppy. not a kid but he's my favorite. Kayleigh: My little sister. Half sister, but still incredible. She's gonna be a gorgeous lady when she grows up! she's already so pretty!!

So I hear in America that tonight is soccer night. Well... football rather XD Anyways, I never got too much into football but that's all everyone in america talks about friday nights, it's kindof strange to me. on another note.. I've had an awesome day! Really busy a usual and I just got home around.. 3 AM hehe my sleeping schedule iss fucked up. But anyways.. I hung out with a boy who I like (a lot) hehe so high school ish but anyways... it was fun and that's about all I have to say.

So I am watching Ellen DeGeneres on TV right? and she just had the greatest idea EVER... "so tomorrow when you are walking down the street listen to your inner child and just run up to someone poke them and go 'TAG YOU'RE IT'... because then if they have any decency at all *or if they hear this too* they'll play back with you... and you'll just have a huge game of tag going on in the middle of the street ... you'll see people walking around with their backpacks and breifcases looking around and going 'hey whos it?' ... 'OH I'm it?'... 'haha not anymore YOUR IT!'... ... " anyway... I really think that we should do this at school because it would just make things so much more fun... .. so tomorrow... run up to someone you hate and push them over and be like AHAHAHA you fell over!!!... just kidding... poke them and then say "tag you're it" and run off... .... okay... so if you are watching Ellen too... ... send me a message because I'm like Uber bored!

okay.. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole