At 85 years of age, Wally marries Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding
she and Wally should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that her
new, but aged, husband might over exert himself if they spend the entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opened
and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as
one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou
Anne consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done , Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond
goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha --- you guessed it --- Wally is
back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready
for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only
good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, "You mean I was
here already?"
Moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages
