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bobbitise 10 up, 4 down love it hate it
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verb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.
"I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"
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Penile marks, sores, or sensations of pain corresponding in location to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ on or around the male genitalia, usually subsequent to tmies when males anger their girlfriends, thus commencing the crucifiction of the male member.
The crucifixion may occur upon any small, wooden cross (ie popsicle sticks). The package may be adhered to the cross via nails, glue, tacks, screws, or piping hot wax.
Man, I am suffering from a killer case of Twigmata. Last night was fun, but Boni was really pissed off this morning when I got home.
1. twat waffle 506 up, 108 down love it hate it
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a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
by Lamifer Sep 13, 2004 share this
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1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.
President Bush is such a twat waffle.
by Priscilla Dec 13, 2004 share this
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A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike
You stank twat waffle.
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to unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. Also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarrassment.
She laughed so hard she snorked.
After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and la
sookie sookie now 178 up, 25 down love it hate it
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expression of admiration, or satisfaction, especially in regards to the shape and beauty of a female
A beautiful girl with a tight body walks by and you look at her and say "Ahhhhhhhhhh sookie sookie, now!!"
