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SCHOOL -- 1958 vs. 2008 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack 's shotgun, goes t o his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack . 2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario : John ny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1958 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. John ny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests John ny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though John ny started it. Scenario : Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students . 1958 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2008 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario : Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psycho logist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist. Scenario : Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1958 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock. 2008 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario : Pedro fails high school English. 1958 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English , goes to college. 2008 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario : John ny takes apart l eftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed. 1958 - Ants die. 2008 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. John ny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, John ny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario : John ny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1958 - In a short time, John ny feels better and goes on playing. < SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. John ny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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