""Its not your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cheats you." but "Its really your mistake if you can't read the eyes which loves you""

Catch me If you can...!!! Says...
I'm Made in India.
My real name is Sanjeev Yadav, but some people call me Sanzeev. I'm pretty chill... i guess... There isn't a lot that you need to know about me. Hmm... i can be random from time to time. Lets see... If someone had to make an outline ofme, it might include the following:Down to earth, can't sing, but still wont stop singing [ahhh stop already], hyper, good listner, helper, honest, sweet, loving...OH!!! and SeXy!!! LOL, naw hahaha i just threw that in :p Well, to make it easy on my self, I would say that I don't really know my self. Almost everyone things that they are perfect and what not, so instead of me describing my self and trying to make my self look perfect, it would be best if you ask my friends. Because they know me best.
My Rule
These are my rules!

. I'm NOT mind readers but I do.
. Crying is blackmailing.
. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question.
. Anything I said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become null and void
after 7 Days.
. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask me.
. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither
do I (sanzeev).
. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect
an answer you don't want to hear.