So sad to see the colts lose today.
So to cheer myself up I figured i would post these facts about Bob Sanders.
Tom Brady is allowed to live because Bob Sanders doesn't hit women.
Bob Sanders is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate the Chiefs.
Bob Sanders once looked at Edgerrin James funny. That's why EJ's in Arizona.
When Bob Sanders executes a push up, he does not push himself up, but pushes the earth down.
Bob Sanders makes Chuck Norris cringe in fear.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Bob Sanders allows to live.
Bob Sanders puts the laughter in manslaughter.
70% of the world is covered by water, the rest is covered by Bob Sanders.
LaDanian Tomlinson wears a tinted visor so that he will never have to look Bob Sanders in the eyes.
Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far. Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady even farther.
Bob Sanders frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
The city of Indianapolis named a street in honor of Bob Sanders. They had to change the name back after 8 pedestrians were killed on the street because no one crosses Bob Sanders
Bob Sanders wears a helmet and pads not to protect himself, but to protect others.
Guns don't kill people....Bob Sanders kills people.
Before he can sleep, Tom Brady turns on his Colts night light and checks under his bed for Bob Sanders.
