Maxohmy
I JUST WORK A LOT. I TRIM PALM TREES. I USE SPIKES AND A BELT WITH A CHAIN HOOKED TO IT,TO CLIMB. AND USE A CHAINSAW TO TRIM THEM! IT'S COOL AS F***! I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED OR HAD ANY KIDS. I'M O.K. WITH BEING BY MYSELF,EXCEPT WHEN I GET TO FEELING HORNY. THAT KINDA SUCKS,BUT IT USUALLY GOES AWAY. I LIKE SPENDING MOST OF MY SPARE TIME HANGING AT HOME. GOT EVERYTHING I NEED HERE. INTERNET,CABLE,POOL. MY ROOM IS PRETTY COOL AND COMFORTABLE. I AM NOT A SOCIAL PERSON,OR A PEOPLE PERSON. I HAVE NO FRIENDS TO SPEAK OF. I REALLY LIKE GOLF AND I AM VERY GOOD AT IT!...W O W !![IT'S NOT BRAGGING,IF YOU CAN BACK IT UP!] I AM ALSO VERY GOOD AT TRIMMING TREES AND MOST OTHER THINGS THAT I DO! I AM NOT LOOKING FOR FRIENDS OR PAST AQUATINTS. I GUESS THAT I WAS THINKING THAT, THERE MIGHT BE SOME WOMEN [HEAVY ,OLDER,NASTY WOMEN!],THAT WOULD CHECK OUT MY PROFILE, AND MAYBE WANT TO MEET UP. THAT WOULD BE COOL! I LIKE TRIMMING TREES...PLAYING GOLF...NASTY SEX WITH OLDER,HEAVY,WOMEN!! HELL YEA

Maxpcuser
Well a Little bit about me Hmm where to start Okay well im happily married to an absolutly wonderful woman and she gave birth to my darling son colton i love them both so much that i don't know whati would ever do if i lost them I also own a small business in Dexter Missouri called DNA WEBHOSTING i was raised in a small town just about 6 miles North of here and i race R/C Cars and that is one of my major hobbies and well thats about it

Maxpwr
Well where to start! I REALLY hate describing myself... Im pretty funny, somewhat cute, Laid back, Sarcastic, Shy but outgoing, shaved head, 33, Did i mention funny?. Always looking to meet new people. Ill finish this thing up later. I like- In no Particular order-- Family, Friends, Seahawk Football, Buffy, Being Goofy, Hats, Making people laugh, SNL, Netflix, Vanilla Frosty's, Sirius, Driving, Golf, Poker, Hats, Brunettes, documentaries, DVD'S, Mariner Baseball, Tennis, Smiles, Movies, Music, People Watching, Photography, TV, Tivo, Bowling, Sleep, Being Asked Out, Cards, Running/Walking, MLB, Comedy, When a girl touches your arm while talking, Inside Jokes, live music, Food, Parks, Day Trips, Freckles, Slightly baggy jeans, John Hughes flicks, Funny Obscure Movie Quotes, Cats & Dogs Even though I have neither, 80's Music,

Maxpower
Im a nice guy from 714 that is looking for girls to chill with and maby a little more . . . SHOOTING SHIT, BLOWING SHIT UP , THE DESERT , AND DIVE BAR'S AMONG MANY OTHER THINGS . . .

Max28pain
HELLO LADY'S WELL I'AM 5-8 WITH BLACK CURLY HAIR WITH HAZLE EYE'S . I'A A FUN, LOVEING, CARYING , SWEET, I HAVE A GOOD SINCE OF HURMOR, CUDDLEING TYPE OF GUY ... IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHAT OR ANYTHING . PLEASE LEAVE ME A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP LOL !! P.S. G-R DONE .....

Maxpower
I love to be outside doing anything active. Working out is a plus. Love music, but who doesn't. Im pretty easy going. Like to shop. Love shoes. Love sports, especially soccer, baseball, and football. Love too much. ehh thats enough for now :P Will Ferrell Stephen Hawkins Thom Yorke Way too many to list.

Maxpowersb337
I know most of you know have heard about the Marine Corps ball that is coming up in November. I am sure most of you have heard about it from the news, about Mila Kunis, and Justin Timberlake going to the ball with Marines. Well, my standards are not that high, I don't need a celebrity to go to the ball. I am just looking for a woman to go with between the ages of 21-30. There is more than one slot available, it will be taking place in Austin, TX. Around UT not entirely sure as of now the details it should be a great time. You must be hot, preferably Asian, MILF, experimental promiscuous college girl, bi, have tons of tattoos or piercings, or an illegal immigrant but I am not too picky, obviously. Just don't be a fat chick. Must have broken moral compass. I have my own set of handcuffs. I am coming back from second combat tour, don't want to waste time getting a respectable girl. About me, I'm white, 23, 5'9", fit, got tattoos, low standards, disease free , like to drink profusely.